TapRacer – Race a Friend – Z Studio Labs

This app got me a girlfriend. The creators high score was listed as 12, which one can assume correlates to his intellectual prowess. I immediately began trying my hardest to beat that top score. Day after day, week after week, I furiously played tap racer to beat to both reach a high score, and overcome the demons inside me. As soon as I got a high score of 15, I called me future ex-girlfriend. She was elated for my success, and came right over. We were both so excited we had no choice but to procreate, and now, because of tap racer, my girlfriend is pregnant and we are expecting twins. Thank you, Tap Racer